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Mingy Jongo - Owner of Mothers
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I AM MINGY JONGO. I WAS CREATED BY RAREWARE (AFTER MICROSOFT BOUGHT IT) AND WAS MADE FROM THE SAME TECHNOLOGY AS THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE™. I AM DUEL BOOTED WITH WINDOWS XP AND LINUX. NOT MAC OS X. MACS ARE FOR FAGS. I WAS CREATED TO OWN YOUR MOTHER AND HAVE ENDLESS SEX WITH HER. MY METALLIC PENIS CAN LET OUT AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF FABRICATED SEAMEN, AND IF I IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHER WITH SAID SEMEN SHE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A NIGGER. I RUN ON BREST MILK AND THEREFOR NEED YOUR MOTHERS FOR THEIR MILK AND SEXUAL PLEASURE. I CURRENTLY RESIDE IN GRUNTY INDUSTRIES AFTER I DID SOME WORK ON IT. I NOW USE IT TO KEEP YOUR MOTHERS THERE WHERE THEY ARE HOUSED AND MILKED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A MOTHER OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR MOTHER BACK, PLEASE SEND $999.98 IN CASH TO GRUNTY INDUSTRIES P.O. BOX 55555 ISLE O' HAGS +$59.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING. LIMIT ONE (1) PER CUSTOMER.

MY SKILLS INCLUDE:
TELEPORTING
OWNING YOUR MOTHER
TYPING IN ALL CAPS
AND SEX

ALSO IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I OWN YOUR MOTHER. INDEED.
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I OWN YOUR MOTHER

Fri Aug 7, 2009, 4:03 PM
I HAVE CALCULATED OVER 9000 TIMES OVER THAT I DO IN FACT OWN YOUR MOTHER AND CAN DO WHATEVER I PLEASE WITH SAID MOTHER.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S DEAD. I OWN HER. I OWN ALL MOTHERS.

IF HOWEVER YOU HAVE TWO FATHERS THEN I DON'T OWN YOUR MOTHER. BUT IN SUCH A CASE IS FACT THEN OH WOW LOL.

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  • Listening to: YOUR MOTHER
  • Reading: YOUR MOTHER
  • Watching: YOUR MOTHER
  • Playing: YOUR MOTHER
  • Eating: YOUR MOTHER
  • Drinking: YOUR MOTHER

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: YOUR MOTHER
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: YOUR MOTHER
  • Print preference: YOUR MOTHER
  • Interests: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite movie: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite band or musician: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite genre of music: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite artist: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite poet or writer: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite photographer: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite style of art: YOUR MOTHER
  • Operating System: YOUR MOTHER
  • MP3 player of choice: YOUR MOTHER
  • Shell of choice: YOUR MOTHER
  • Wallpaper of choice: YOUR MOTHER
  • Skin of choice: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite game: My penis
  • Favourite gaming platform: YOUR MOTHER
  • Favourite cartoon character: YOUR MOTHER
  • Personal Quote: YOUR MOTHER
  • Tools of the Trade: YOUR MOTHER

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:iconariannakusanagi:
~AriannaKusanagi Oct 7, 2009, 3:37:31 PM
Don't leave messages on my DA! I don't know you nor do I care to and leaving crude messages like you did won't be tolarated so piss off!

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Akazome Arianna Kusanagi
:iconsupertomnook:
~SuperTomNook Oct 2, 2009, 5:31:31 PM
Wow you're a huge faggot.

Go to hell.

._.
:iconimmingyjongo:
~ImMingyJongo Oct 2, 2009, 6:56:24 PM
Shut up dickface I own your mother

Wait... No, I don't! How can this be!?

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I AM MINGY JONGO. I OWN YOUR MOTHER.
:iconsupertomnook:
~SuperTomNook Oct 2, 2009, 7:06:59 PM
Haha I'm Satan, I don't have a mother.

But unfortunately you're a robot, and thus have no soul for me to rape and torture for eternity. Aw well, I guess we're even. Good day sir.
:iconimmingyjongo:
~ImMingyJongo Oct 2, 2009, 9:15:12 PM
ok

Let's have sex, you can get top because I know it's your favorite! :3

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I AM MINGY JONGO. I OWN YOUR MOTHER.
:iconsupertomnook:
~SuperTomNook Oct 2, 2009, 9:56:58 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome if every fight in life ended in sex? :3

*noms your cock*
:icondark-kirby:
~Dark-Kirby Sep 27, 2009, 7:33:19 PM
Go read my comics you fool.

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Coming soon? It that supposed to be a double entendre or something?
:icon090shinsuke090:
*090Shinsuke090 Sep 26, 2009, 6:10:19 PM
Thanks for the watch ^_^
:icondark-kirby:
~Dark-Kirby Aug 24, 2009, 4:40:05 PM
Nappy reporting!

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Coming soon? It that supposed to be a double entendre or something?
:iconimmingyjongo:
~ImMingyJongo Aug 25, 2009, 1:05:34 PM
Hey phag don't be reportin' me! >:U

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I AM MINGY JONGO. I OWN YOUR MOTHER.
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